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Sleeping with just half of the covers on is a great way to prepare for marriage.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) February 9, 2013
Just woke up in Vermont and everything's white. When I say white, I mean there are no black people here.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) February 8, 2013
due to paleo, i now think i can eat bacon whenever i want. even though i don’t follow a paleo diet. oops?
— Lori Pickert (@campcreek) February 5, 2013
"Eat your dinner," I said to N. "Don't you want to get bigger?" "I DON'T KNOW!" she said, totally astonded by the thought.
— Beck (@BeckShorter) February 5, 2013
Life is a highway. The farther you go on your journey, the more desperate the search for a bathroom.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) February 5, 2013
Look, all I'm saying is I'm interested in joining the Illuminati but I can't for the life of me find a phone number or email or ANYTHING.
— Jason Boyett (@jasonboyett) February 5, 2013